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creamedmyants:

iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE

(via nekkidgrammaw)

malijuanastyles:

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

(via nekkidgrammaw)

leggomego:

friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them

(Source: principiosrotos, via leftnipple)

I ate chicken bones and my chest is aching haaaah am I gonna explode

I’m about to have my third cup of coffee for today. Is this even normal? 

Designing curves in buildings are just like trying to have curves in your body— hirap ma-achieve. -_-

  • Me: I want to pet a cute widdle bunny
  • Me: I want to do drugs, murder my enemies, sell crack
"A depressed person is selfish because her self, the very core of who she is, will not leave her alone, and she can no more stop thinking about this self and how to escape it than a prisoner held captive by a sadistic serial killer can forget about the person who comes in to torture her everyday. Her body is brutalized by her mind."

Stacy Pershall, Loud in the House of Myself: Memoir of a Strange Girl (via constant-fear)

(via gore-pop)

Competing with his new girlfriend — this is so wrong in many ways :) Me sound like a loser like this but haha whatevs I’m better than her in so many things and she’s dumb haha fuck her. 

I can list down a few good things about myself, but when I find out that someone likes me I still can’t figure out why he does. 

hi louisbuttcheeks! the arrow of destiny pointed to the Taj Mahal. I’m going to Taj Mahal someday! Hahaha

I want to get high grades. I don’t want to fail my minor subjects ever again. But every time I try so hard to make a step to achieve that something always gets along the way.

  • Me: *may load*
  • Phone: 1 new message
  • Me: *walang load*
  • Phone: 3243250589458475 new messages
  • Mga bata: we wish you a meerryyy chrismtass. and hapi nyu yir
  • Mama: ay ayaw namin ng ganyan. gusto namin ng gangnam style
  • Mga bata: nahihya kami!
  • Me: pusong bato nalang.
  • Mga bata: di mo alam ng dahil sayo~~~
  • Mama: oh tama na tama na heto ng barya!